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Episode 5 - What Are You Tweeting?

November 05, 2021

Neither Mark nor Tim understand each other’s tweets. So we should talk about that. But we actually don’t. A continuing conversation about meta-something, coding to configuration, and what Tim would do if he couldn’t use PHP.

Chapters

00:00 - Consistently Unprofessional
01:34 - What were we talking about?
02:20 - Going Meta
03:31 - Watching Facebook on Twitter
05:14 - Mark Dumps on PHP
05:24 - HackLang
06:27 - PowerPointWare
07:24 - App Competitions
09:15 - We know Nothing about Co-Pilot
11:23 - Really, We Don’t
13:29 - It’s Just the Next Step
18:04 - We Also Know Nothing about Spaces
21:33 - Configuration As Code (Not a Fan)
23:39 - Clips and Chapters
24:16 - Mark Talking about Chapters
24:25 - If It Were Code, I Could Make It Work
28:31 - Live Comments from Manchuck
29:55 - JSON not Jason
33:52 - DSL vrs Config
35:12 - What’s Laminas?
35:57 - Not PHP Drama
39:12 - Another Chapter
39:23 - Tim Never Learns Anything New
40:09 - There is no PHP 6
40:41 - What if you couldn’t use PHP?
42:07 - Classic ASP
42:32 - Mark Writes Tim’s Resume
43:17 - Every Other Language
48:26 - Who is Manchuck?
49:06 - The Least Ugly
49:26 - The Wurst Answer
51:43 - Just Become A Farmer
51:55 - And Build Fences
53:01 - Mark: Esports Coach
53:32 - Robotic Farmers
55:18 - It’s Trying to Kill You
56:02 - Weekend Plans
56:33 - 12 TDDs of Christmas
59:28 - Like, Comment, Subscribe, Right?

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